I ain't that funny - but I know what you mean. The lengths I used to go to in my office to look busy when I was researcher (just so that I wouldn't have to go out and actually research "real people")
My friend Ivo did his fieldwork in Cameroon, and his stories were hilarious. He loved the locals that he was researching and got on well with them. But in the locale in which he worked the main aid agency was an American Evangelical group. Real madcap zealots, always dropping to their knees for a prayer. Poor Ivo said that he didn't mind the heat, didn't mind the uncomfortable surroundings, didn't mind the lack of home comforts..............but was rather peed off with the fact that his knees were crippled by the time he'd finished his study.