| So a man gets audited by the IRS because his taxes report he has way to much money for what he could possibly be making without a job.
He hires a lawyer and goes into the IRS office to meet with the agent.
Agent: I see on your tax return that you are reporting a lot of income but you dont have a job, how could that be?
Man: I am a terrific better.
Agent: Come on, no one is THAT good a better.
Man: I am really! Look I bet you $3000 that I can bite my eye.
Agent: *thinks for a minute* OK let me see it.
So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it.
*Agent grumbles* OK you got me on that one, but it still doesn't really explain.
Man: OK I bet you another $3000 I can bite my other eye.
The Agent knows this guy isn't blind because he is getting around just fine so he agrees.
So the man takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.
The agent is thinking hard and looking pretty unsettled because he is now out $6000 which he doesn't want to have to explain to his job nor his wife.
The man speaks up and says: You look like a nice guy so I will bet you double or nothing that I can stand on the edge of your desk and pee over it into your garbage can without getting a drop on your desk.
The agent thinks for a second and realizes it is his way out, the guy has no chance of winning without getting a drop on his 8' desk.
So the guy gets up on the agents desk, unzips and tries with all his might to make it over the desk, but end up failing miserably and pees all over the desk.
The IRS Agent lifts his arms and cheers I WON!
Then he looks over and notices the lawyer with his shaking head in hands and asks: "Whats the matter with you?"
The lawyer replies slowly still shaking his head: "On the way over here this guy bet me $25,000 that he could pee all over your desk and you would be happy about it." |