[CTNana]

I apologise in advance. This is so unPC but it does make me chuckle!

There I was on my way to work.

Getting into a fight was the furthest thing from my mind. It wasn't even on the horizon. I was in a great mood.

And then...

I rear-ended a car.

So there we are, at the side of the road and, slowly the driver gets out of the car... and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Well, I couldn't believe it... the driver was a dwarf!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

And that's when the fight started.