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Originally Posted by Hawkeye90  My father told me this one today.
A man walks into his bedroom carrying a duck under his arm. His wife is laying on the bed reading.
Husband: (looks at the duck) "This is the fat pig I've been talling you about."
Wife: "Dear, thats not a pig, thats a duck!"
Husband: "Im not talking to you, Im talking to the duck..."
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A member of the RAF Regiment with a duck on his head, walked into see a doctor.
The doctor asked, "where did you get that"?
The duck replied, "it started as a pimple on my bum"!